JOKE

Joke of the day
A group of men gathered at a
church
conference on how to live in a
loving
relationship with their wives.
The men were
asked, “How many of you love
your wife ?” All
the men raised their hands.
Then they were
asked, “When was the last
time you told your
wife you love her ?” Some
men answered
today, some yesterday, majority
didn’t
remember. The men were then
told to take
their cell phones and send the
following text
to their respective wives: I love
you,
sweetheart…
Then the men were told to
exchange their
phones so one can read the
other wife’s reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated
someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I
won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who
this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to
stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?
Happy weekend friends.......................